Mommy: mom-my [mom-ee] -noun, plural -mies. Informal. Grocery carts, laundry baskets, diaper pails... The pursuit of self in a selfless role. Pure joy, mind stopping responsibility, anti-depressants and vanilla lattes. -verb; To scrapbook, to blog, to wipe noses and kiss boo boos, to string macaroni necklaces and replay the Lion King, to loose sleep, to make the world a little bit better place one kid at a time through the cunning use of juice boxes and diaper cream. Observe this modern SAHM, LDS, bipolar, semi-political, (yet shockingly normal) nocturnal mammal in her natural habitat.