Fish And Breast Feeding

So, Modern Fish is not so bright.  I cannot say for sure, as I do not have any scale on which a person might grade fish intelligence.  I imagine there is one, a scale I mean, not an intelligent fish.  Although they must have those somewhere too.  We keep our below average fish in a little tank in the kitchen.  As I have mentioned I assume him to be a bit dim and cannot say for sure how he feels (if he does) about the parade of tuna, salmon and various other deceased relatives going from boiling pot to plate right before his seemingly blank eyes. 

Also unfortunately for poor little Nemo, August is World Breast Feeding month.  Which is a bummer for the fish because not only is he a HE, but he is alone in the tank and has little or no opportunity to breast feed.  Plus fish do not lactate.  A fish would look weird with breasts, yes?  How many times can a person mention mammary glands in one post.  Once again I will be rocketed into blog fame with my key words today.  I am quite a believer in breast feeding and spent the first 12 months of both my daughters lives doing exactly that.  The rest of the Modern Family can find much pride and accomplishment.  But how inconvenient a celebration for the fish. 

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[corky]

LOL at Modern Fish.